Not sure if I mentioned it.. prolly did.. but i love George Foyet, and Tommy Howell Mmm Mmm
“Aaron… I really gotta go.”
get out of there cat. i know i say that you feel like a cat-shmere sweater but you can clean yourself. you can’t put cashmere in a washing machine anyway.
Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Canadian: OH GOD. MY IGLOO'S MELTING.
