Remember America: Freaking out about Ebola is now mandated by law. Any dissent will be punishable by drone strikes. (Note: Freaking out about drone strikes is not allowed under U.S. law. Those found freaking out about drone strikes will be punished with Ebola)
Happy Independence Day!
Happy Independence Day everyone!! Today, in addition to thanking veterans for keeping us safe, let’s also thank the intellectuals: The brain trust, the founding fathers who were smart, articulate men who so eloquently wrote the constitution. Thank the scientists, the entrepreneurs, the artists, the writers, the students, the men and women who so passionately discuss the meaning of our country and what freedom really is. Our nation is about more than might. It’s supposed to be a beacon and example of how all people are created equal. I think we forget that sometimes in the flag waving. We shouldn’t.